15 Powerful Cheesy Pick Up Lines which will change your life

Posted on 20th October 2016

The art of the cheesy pick up line - pick up lines don’t always have to be boring, rude or abrupt. In the modern day attracting the opposite gender is about confidence whilst being cute and funny. Proven to change your life for the better, or for the worse, in this article we showcase 15 of the best cheesy pick up lines.

Close your eyes and imagine this scenario. Well perhaps it’s best not to close your eyes, you might want to continue reading this... A friend has invited you to a party. You are currently at the event with hundreds of people also attending, many of which you have not met. Magically out of nowhere a perfect opportunity presents itself. A beautiful young girl, perhaps the one from your dreams, is all alone looking particularly lost. You realise this could be the turning point of life as you know it, you pluck up some courage and decide to approach the girl. After a nervous walk up to her, that seemed like forever, you greet her with a simple ‘hello, you look a little lost, how are you?’


She has heard this all before. Small talk that will be forgotten within the hour and the lack of creativity in your greeting. Perhaps you should have used something smarter, something cheesier... If only you had read these pick up lines.

Tie your shoes

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"Hey, tie your shoes! I don't want you falling for anyone else!"

Nothing lasts forever

Nothing lasts forever IMG SRC: gratisography.com

"If nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?"

Parking ticket

Parking ticket IMG SRC: Torsten Dettlaff

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

Legs pains

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"Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?"

Fell from heaven

Fell from heaven IMG SRC: Donald Tong

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

The alphabet

The alphabet IMG SRC: pixabay.com

"If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."

Google pick up line

Google pick up line IMG SRC: pexels.com

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

A Latte

Latte pick up line IMG SRC: Mike Kenneally

"Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte."


Banana pick up line IMG SRC: Piotr Łohunko

"Are you a banana because I find you a-peeling."

Wi-fi Pick up Line

Wi-fi pick up line IMG SRC: kaboompics.com

"Is your name Wifi? Because I am feeling a connection."

Follow you home

Follow you home IMG SRC: stokpic.com

"Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

God Pick up Line

God pick up line IMG SRC: splitshire.com

"Wow, when god made you he was showing off."

Dreams pick up line

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"Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams."

Christmas pick up line

Christmas pick up line IMG SRC: unsplash.com

"If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I want you for Christmas."

Dinosaur pick up line

Dinosaur pick up line IMG SRC: creativevix.com

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

Well that concludes our 15 cheesy pick up lines! As you can clearly see, in the right situation, using these will change your life. It may not always change your life for the better, but you got to have some laughs in life, right?!

Resources of information for the pick up lines include: pun.me lolriot.com and goodreads.com