15 Best Halloween Jokes which unlike vampires, don't suck!

Posted on 21st October 2016

With Halloween just around the corner, we decided to find some funny Halloween related jokes to share with our friends. However when hunting for jokes many websites seemed cluttered, full of duplicate jokes or ones that weren't even funny! We compiled a list of 15 of the funniest Halloween jokes with visuals to please the eye - Happy Halloween!

Skeleton Ball

skeleton ball IMG SRC: Ali Naqi

"Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball? Because he had no BODY to go with."

Ghost letters

Ghost letters IMG SRC: pixabay.com

"Where do ghosts mail their letters? To the ghost office!"

Skeleton cross the road

Skeleton cross the road IMG SRC: skitterphoto.com

"Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts to do it!"

Mummies music

Mummies music IMG SRC: unsplash.com

"What is a Mummies favorite type of music? Wrap!"

Ghost dessert

Ghost dessert IMG SRC: splitshire.com

"What kind of dessert does a ghost like? I Scream!"

Lying Ghosts

Lying Ghosts IMG SRC: pixabay.com

"Why are ghosts so bad at lying? You can see right through them!"

Vampire insult

Vampire insult IMG SRC: pixabay.com

"What did the skeleton say to the vampire? You suck!"


Tense IMG SRC: unsplash.com

"Why was the mummy so tense? Because he was all wound up."

Vampire money

Vampire money IMG SRC: unsplash.com

"Where do vampires keep their money? The blood bank."

vampire's favorite fruit

vampire's favorite fruit IMG SRC: tookapic.com

"What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A necktarine."

Witch roommates

Witch roommates IMG SRC: Donald Tong

"What do you call two witches living together? Broommates."

Skeleton instrument

Skeleton instrument IMG SRC: unsplash.com

"What instrument do skeleton play? Trom-BONE!"

Skeleton lifter

Skeleton lifter IMG SRC: pixabay.com

"Why can't a skeleton lift weights? He's all bone and no muscle."

Cemetery fence

Cemetery fence IMG SRC: skitterphoto.com

"Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? Because people are dying to get in."


monster IMG SRC: weekendplayer

"Why did the monster eat a light bulb? He wanted a light snack."

Resources of information for the halloween jokes include: www.halloween.com funology.com and jokes4us.com